Poem -

Cursed

Cursed

There once was a boy from New Jersey
Whose life was turned topsy-turvy
He departed one hour
Clean as bread flour
And arrived at his home very dirty

From that day forth, ever more
His life was terrible, for
For no matter how clean
His clothes would be seen
As if he’d rolled on a dirt floor

One day the boy wanted to strive
To fix his horrible life
He walked into his house
And quiet as a mouse
Cut up his shirt with a knife

Now that broke the dirtying spell
And because of this the boy felt swell
His clothes were all torn
His dignity shorn
But he had a great story to tell

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

Enough

Enough

It’s hard
You know
To forget and forgive
When the things you’ve done
Still live...

Poem -

Lasting Evermore

Lasting Evermore

I take your hand in mine
Packed earth beneath each toe
An onward-stretching line
The...

Poem -

Not Quite

Not Quite

A mist, hanging in the air
A halo ā€˜round a streetlamp
A sidewalk, not quite straight
...

Latest poems in Comedy, Limerick, Narrative

Poem -

London Calling~

London Calling~

I say, I say dear sir but you’ve just stepped in what appears to be dog shit. Yep, it is. But that’s okay...

Poem -

Firepit.

Firepit.

Firepit.
Lee.

I sit in the garden at the table for two, but a chair remains vacant which...

Poem -

The Crowd Has Spoken

From my Raven Collection

The Crowd Has Spoken

Sometimes I want to call you
but I know in my heart
you're not here
I’m sorry you had...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com