Poem -
Damn Robin
It's four o'clock in the morning
It's still pitch black outside
And this cute little male robin
Is serenading his bride!
It's really cute and sweet and stuff
But if I only had a gun
I'd blast that frigging robin
Right off to kingdom come!
Doesn't this sweet young birdie know
I'm not finished my beauty sleep
Sure like to wring his scrawny neck
So he couldn't let out a peep!
At risk of sounding a wee bit cruel
I'll bake up some robin pie
Garnished with someย swallow's beaks
And feathers piled on high!
There should be a law to allow us
To end their sweet serenade
To permit us to cook them in a stew
After letting them marinate!
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Comments
Aww ย ย Poor robin Redbreast over hereย
across the pond they say if a robin is nearย
a loved one that has passed is visiting youย
robins are so loved in the ukย
however i did smileย at your fun write ย
dear jack love n hugs Debs xx
Oops! Sorry... didn't mean to offend! Love your wee tale about them visiting loved ones after death! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
You could never offend me dear friend xx
Oh Dear the poor Robin.....ย
I suppose I shouldn't sing around your house at 4 then!
Utterlyย Terrified, Dmitri R.
So I assume you twitter like a robin when you sing!!! lol Thanks for dropping by my friend!!! Cheers, Jack
Hello Happy Jack...
Good Morning!ย
And the Sparrow and the Robin goes...
TWEET TWEET TWEET!
:)
Hugs...
sparrowsongย
Hello sweet sparrow!
Had it been a sparrow instead of a robin, I would have joined in... coz I love sparrows!!!
Phew fantastic stick handling on my part eh! LOL
Love my wee birdie, Jack xxx
Awe Jack what a wicked sense of humor you have lol
YUP that's me, wicked!!!!!!!! And damn proud of it too! LOL Thanks for dropping by, Miss Darkly! Love, Jack xxx
Hello Happy Jack...
Fantastic!
LOL!
I knew you were partial to Sparrows...
I won't tell anyone...
Hugs and Smiles!ย
sparrowsongย
LOL! Have a hap hap happy day sweet sparrow!!!!!!! Love, Jacko xxx