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Dating Site Disaster

Dating Site Disaster

I'm looking for this bloke I met, while chatting on the internet?
We seemed to get on really well, he said I made his .......hormones swell!
But now it seems he's gone astray and doesn't want to come and play!
So if you see him, say hello, then say I'm curious to know,
just what he saw inside of me that made him want to turn and flee?
It's not that I lack confidence, but helps for future reference,
for though my dating history's poor, I usually get to MEET! before
I send chaps running for the hills with all my best seduction skills!!!
Then tell him that I wish him luck, to find a swan, not ugly duck,
and finally, please tell this fella.....NO-ONE LIKES A YELLA' BELLA'!!!!!

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Donna Walton

I'm so glad it made you chuckle, it made me chuckle when it happened. I did have an appalling track record until the Easter Bunny took pity and sent me Andy lol. Thanks for your great comment and am genuinely delighted you have been blessed enough to find your true love in this lifetime.xo

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Donna Walton

Hahahaha thanks so much for your comment Tina. Don't give up just yet though.... I met Andy on a free dating site ( Paying got me nowhere lol!) and we celebrate our 3 year anniversary in April.xo

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sparrowsong

Hello Donna...

He probably didn't think you'd say yes and he couldn't find the guy who's photo he used...

At least you're still alive...

That's a good thing...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Donna Walton

Thanks so much for your comments my friends, much appreciated.xo

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