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"Dear future trainer" (Dragon Parody of "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor)

"Dear future trainer" (Dragon Parody of "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor)

Dear future trainer,

Here's a few things, you gotta know if,

You wanna be, my special buddy, all, your life!

Take me out to fly!

Make us soar so high!

And don't forget the treats because otherwise I might just cry!

If you don't get me wet,

I'll be the perfect pet!

Behaving very well, oh, acting oh so swell.

You may not be that buff,

But I am very tough!

And please forgive me if I sometimes act a little rough!

I'll be the perfect friend,

Right till the very end.

Fly along with me (hey!), fly along with me!

You gotta know how to treat your special dragon!

Bring it drinks in a nice flagon!

Make sure everything's alright!

Dear Future trainer,

Here's a few things you gotta know if

You wanna be, my special buddy, all of your life!

Dear future trainer,

If you wanna get that special friendship,

You gotta look after me, each and every night!

Please do not make me mad!

And please don't make me sad!

And if you don't then both of us will end up very glad!

Even if I was bad!

You know I'm never bad!

Why disagree, why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat your special dragon!

Bring it drinks in a nice flagon!

Make sure everything's alright!

Dear Future trainer,

Here's a few things you gotta know if

You wanna be, my special buddy, all of your life!

Dear future trainer,

If you wanna get that special friendship,

You gotta look after me, each and every night!

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