Deep Moist Caves

There's a place where men love to go

To explore dark moist caves

The deepest, moistest caves known to man

A most favourite spot they crave

If you're not in shape it can make ya sweat

But how amazing to succumb

Deep in the heart of these dark moist caves

You must try it you really must come

If your mind's down in the gutter my friends

Wasn't talking about sex you see

Had ya fooled, was talking about travel

To the Lost Sea Exhibit, Tennessee!