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They said he was a patzer, chess for below you,
if you're nice, you'll treat everyone equally, the same view;
we have a neighbour who comes from the land of dodo,
don't say a word, no tablet - could be a dinosaur too.

Perhaps we shouldn't mention about various communities,
should be no problem, as long as they keep their distances;
big Gary was always calling Romesh a bit of a div,
as long as you can backtrack and just be prepared to give.

Someone once said that it's very easy to just opine,
listen mush - I know many who agree with my star sign;
anagrams of 'this' are not very subtle, like omicron,
as it happens turns out to be moronic, now move on.

Finally, masters of smalll talk indulge in semantics,
which can be rather like 'teflon,' where nothing sticks.