Dem Bones

Your toe bone's connected to your foot bone

That's usually how this ditty begins

Continuing on up there's your ankle bone

Commonly known as your shin

If you ever get kicked in your shin bone

You'll feel what is known as pain

Your eyes will cross and you'll wet yourself

Never wanna feel that pain again

Better to have your finger nails ripped out

With pliers and no anesthetic

Though that can be really painful as well

But ankle pain makes you frenetic

You'll utter words you didn't know you knew

But some will likely need deciphering

Probably create some new ones of your own

Block the ears of all the wee kidlings

Now if your ankle and head bones are connected

You've had some terrible mishap

Suggest you see a surgeon right away

Or your ass could wind up in your lap!