Poem -
DEMON BARBER.....
Been a Barber for twenty eight years
Sick of the sight of my scissors and shears
I'm still worth jack shit
The fucking system swallowed it
I'm surrounded by pensioners and queers!
Most of my customers are friends
Shame about a couple of bell ends
At least I'm the boss
So who gives a toss
Its my choice when the working day ends!
Not sure how much longer I can last it
Getting old and my eyes are getting past it
But I've gotta pay the bills
So I'll keep taking the pills
Destined to leave my shop in a casket!
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Comments
Lol! Love Sweeny Todd, love this!
maddison
Cheers Maddison :)
VERY FUNNY JASON X DIDNT YOU DO A BARBER 1 SOME TIME AGO ??
The missus does a barber every night, or used too ;)!!!!
Yeah it wasn't great so I decided I'd have another bash ;)
Glad you enjoyed it Tracy :)
THATS Â WHERE YOUR WRONG JASON MY FRIEND ! IF IT WERENT GREAT I WOULDNT HAVE REMEMBERED IT X & I KNOW YA ONLY GET ANY ON A SUNDAY ( MANS DAY ) LOL THESE DAYS
DONT COMPLAIN ONCE A WEEK IS BETTER THAN NONE
Jason, you never cease to surprise me with your next poetic angle. Â That barber shop must provide you with a whole heap of creative ideas. Â Sounds like you have a barrel of laughs LOL!! Â Congrats on your nomination, a vote from me :)