Demon Boy

There's really nothing greater

Than sucking on your thumb

It's lots more fun than throwing up

Or falling on your bum!

They say I'm just a nasty child

And cause a lot of pain

They have no idea what trouble is

Just let me try again!

My mischief surely grieves them

Their woe is my incentive

I'll stuff the kettle full of sugar

"Demon Boy" can be inventive!

My middle name is "Crisis"

They almost wrung my neck

Shaved Rover with Dad's razor

'Twas my worstest beating yet!

I've done a bunch of real bad things

In my short and evil life

But I get so much darn enjoyment

Out of causing my parents strife

There's really nothing greater

Than sucking on your thumb

It's lots more fun than throwing up

Or falling on your bum!