Dick

Many have
stated
I should
have 
been 
named
Richard
as the 
Nickname
would
have 
been
a proper
adjective
of my personality
Well
to all 
those
haters
out
there
I will 
affectionately
refer
to you
as "Cats"
Figure
out
what 
nickname
I am referring 
you as
and you
will find
the proper
description