Dickie Duncan

A bloke by the name of Dickie Duncan

Was the butt of many jokes

His name conjured up that age old saying

You know what I'm talking 'bout, folks!

“When the frost is on the pumpkin”

I'm sure you remember it well

They say it's the time for “dickie dunkin”

To get down and ring her bell

Feel so sad for old Dickie Duncan

To be blessed with this unfortunate name

They could have called him Peter

Oops! The results would've been the same

How's about a name like Percival

Or Harold or good old Gus

His parents surely weren't thinking ahead

Hence, the reason for all this fuss

Well old Dickie can surely take some solace

It's afforded him great fortune and fame

He could have been just a nobody

But now everybody knows his name