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DIDDY DELILAH !?X

DIDDY DELILAH !?X

I,M ONLY AS BIG AS THIS DAFFODIL!
BECAUSE. I,M A MICRO PIG!
THEY GAVE ME A MAGIC PILL!
& NOW I,LL ONLY EVER BE THS BIG!
THEY WONT GET MUCH BACON FROM ME!
THANK GOD.THAT I AM SO VERY TINY !
I LOVE BEING THE SIZE I AM !
COS. I WONT END UP AS HAM!
I WILL NEVER END UP AS A CHOP!
BECAUSE THANK GOODNESS
MY GROWING HAS STOPPED!
I,M A VERY HAPPY PIG !
& ROUND THIS DAFFODIL .I,LL DO A JIG!
& SING OUT LOUD. I,LL NEVER BE BIG!
& HAPPY IS WHAT I AM !
& I,LL NEVER BE A CHOP.BACON OR HAM!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

Haha

Like this cute little "tail" hehe love it Tracy as always x

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