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didily doo

didily doo

didily doo,
i dont have a shoe,
and have no need for a shoe,
heck i dont even poo,
cause im a scrigidy doo,
baby what da ya wanna do?
we can dance all night,
and we can play all day,
just dont ask me to prey,
cause baby i dont have no hands,
just two eyes and a mouth to play,
cause ima didily doo,
my friends call me a dildoo,
but ima didily doo,
il kick you in the nuts if you call me anything else,
that is if i had legs,
but i can hit you with a stick,
baby i can make you spin,
ow why do you hide what you wanna do?
just tell me and il make you smile,
just better not involve me being used as a dildo,
cause baby im a didily doo,
now take off those shoes,
and lets dance to the grove,
scrigity dooo baby lets do this move,
btw one last thing..
wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah,
wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah,
when i walk in the store this is what i see,
someone throwing there stinky shoe,
and i jump on the counter yelling scrigidy doo,
and wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah,
i got nothing in my pants cause baby im a didly doo,
like how do u do,
and she's like,
wtf are u?
and im like.
didle didle didly doo,
wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah,
baby i got nothing inn my pants or in my hands,
fool i am a didily doo.

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AMBER LEGOWSKI

This is cool. Dameon, humorous but with a meaning. Five starsĀ 

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Dameon Farris

Glad you enjoyed Amber thanks for the support Ā and vote :D and I tried to make it a little funny I didn't know what else to write about and I found this while playing little big planit and wrote about it lol I'm such a nerd :DĀ 

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Tony Taylor

Way to have fun with words bro!!.......... leads to great things!!............. fun stuff............ well done Dameon!!............ high fives............T xo

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Dameon Farris

Thanks tony I appriciate that and I do have a creative imagination thanksĀ 

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