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Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

When I 
think
of the luckiest
person
in America
when it
comes to 
what job 
they 
have
I think of
 Guy Fieri 

Guy
has his
own
show
Rich as shit
and travels
all over
America
to
eat
at Diners

What A Gig!!!!!

FoodnetWork
Also
has managed
to get Guy
to go an exercise
regimine
So his belly
does
not
show
How Much He Eats

Guy when you
get tired of this
let me take 
over

Hi this is Greg Tucker 
with Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
“We're takin' you on a road rockin' trip down to Flavortown,
where the gravitational force of bacon
warps the laws of space and time.”

For 8 Million Dollars A Year
I will invest
in Rolaids...........................
 

 

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