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" DIRTY BITCH !" X

" DIRTY BITCH !" X

H..." COME ON GLADYS, TALK DIRTY TO ME !
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ,IF WERE 83
YOU MAY HAVE TO SHOUT
IF YOU WANNA BE THROWN ABOUT
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CANNOT HEAR

W...." I,VE SHIT THE BLOODY BED DEAR"

H......" DID YOU SAY, DO YOU UP THE REAR?
COR, YOU ARE BEING HORNY TONIGHT MY DEAR
SAY IT AGAIN, SO I CAN HEAR CLEAR
COS , I AINT BEEN UP THERE FOR YEARS
DID YOU SAY YOU WOULD DO THAT?
IT,S SO DIFFICULT, WHEN YOUR SUCH A DEAF TWAT
TOO LATE NOW LOVE, I,VE SHOT ME FAT
CAN YOU SMELL SHIT LOVE ?
I BET IT,S THE BLEEDIN CAT !"?

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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