" DO IT FOR MUM "!?X

" COME ON NOW MY SON!
I WILL COUNT BACK FROM 10
& WHEN I GET TO 1
I WILL GIVE YOU 
A QUICK NUDGE UP THE BUM!
COME ON DARLING, DO IT FOR MUM!
I HAVE CARRIED YOU, FOR 2 LONG YEARS!
IT IS ENOUGH TO BRING YOU TO TEARS?
THIS SITUATION, WAS 1 OF MY FEARS
OK...10.9.8, GO ON YOUR DOING GREAT
7.6.5,NOW YOU REALLY COMING ALIVE
4.3, GO ON , YOUR ON YOUR KNEE!
RIGHT I AM NOW AT 1
& HERE COMES, YA NUDGE UP THE BUM
THANKS GOODNESS, I ONLY HAD THE 1!!
I THINK THIS MOTHERHOOD LARK
IS NOT GONNA BE MUCH FUN
OR A BLOODY WALK IN THE PARK
& I DIDNT EVEN WANNA BE A MUM !"

Tracy Timothy xx