Poem -

DO YOU MIND !?X

DO YOU MIND !?X

O,M,G, CAN YOU KNOCK FIRST!
W.T.F. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BURST!
SHOOT N .FROM THE HIP!
THIS IS THE BEST EVER CAT-NIP!
I,VE EVEN GOT OUT MY TOY,S!
I WASN,T AWARE...
I WAS MAKING A NOISE!
SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU!
I,M KINDA BUSY WITH ME PAW,S!
I,M GIVING MYSELF!
SOME PUSSY GALORE & THIS
CAT NIP. KEEP,S MAKING ME WANT MORE!
CHILL OUT..FOR FUCKS SAKE!
YOU,D THINK IT WAS AGAINST THE LAW!
NOW..SHUT THE FUCK N DOOR!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Evrod Samuel

man r u trying to kill me with laughter ....ur poems and pics are bloody great man ..keep it up nd ill be six feet under ..lol

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