Poem -

DO YOU MIND !?X

DO YOU MIND !?X

O,M,G, CAN YOU KNOCK FIRST!
W.T.F. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BURST!
SHOOT N .FROM THE HIP!
THIS IS THE BEST EVER CAT-NIP!
I,VE EVEN GOT OUT MY TOY,S!
I WASN,T AWARE...
I WAS MAKING A NOISE!
SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU!
I,M KINDA BUSY WITH ME PAW,S!
I,M GIVING MYSELF!
SOME PUSSY GALORE & THIS
CAT NIP. KEEP,S MAKING ME WANT MORE!
CHILL OUT..FOR FUCKS SAKE!
YOU,D THINK IT WAS AGAINST THE LAW!
NOW..SHUT THE FUCK N DOOR!!

Tracy Timothy xx

Like 0 Pin it 1
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Evrod Samuel

man r u trying to kill me with laughter ....ur poems and pics are bloody great man ..keep it up nd ill be six feet under ..lol

Reply
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

Lost libido as rez erected...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(ἔρως)...

Poem -

Texting and sexting as therapy

Texting and sexting as therapy

though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
...

Poem -

Ordinary married...

Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com