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DO YOU WANNA SEE HIS TAIL WAG !?X

DO YOU WANNA SEE HIS TAIL WAG !?X

NO I DO NOT WISH
TO SEE HIS TAIL WAG!
OR SEE HIS BACK PAW,S!
OR HIS BLOODY BALL BAG!
YOUR CHAT UP LINE,S 
ARE REALLY QUITE POOR!
FUCK OFF MATE .OR I,LL CALL THE LAW
THROW A DOG A BONE !
& TAKE THE FUCKER HOME !
& LEAVE ME , THE FUCK ALONE!
NOW TAKE YA DOG
& YA UGLY MUSH!
THERE,S THE FUCK N DOOR!
& OFF YA FUCK N PUSH!
IF THAT,,S THE BEST!
THAT YOU CAN DO!?
SO MUCH FOR YOUR 
STUPID DOG TATTOO
HE CAN BEG ALL HE LIKE,S!
BUT HE AINT WAGGING!
HIS TAIL AT ME TONIGHT!!
 

Tracy Timothy xxE

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