Does Your Sex Drive Diminish

For you younger folks who ask the question

Does your sex drive one day diminish?

My honest answer is a resounding “NO!”

It continues right to the finish

A sexy young girl is a sexy young girl

No matter how many years have gone by

Though we no longer see as well as we used to

Young fillies will still catch our eye

Please don't think of me as dirty old man

Human nature is surely to blame

Might as well dig a hole and jump right in

If we can't play the ogling game

What's more appealing and a treat to the senses

Than a pretty young thing in shorts?

It turns my crank, my temperature rises

It's an exciting old man's sport

I'm really just doing what comes naturally

If you take that away from us guys

Might as well overdose on our Metamucil

And bid this cruel world goodbye!