Poem -

Doggy College

Doggy College

my pup (Max)
today
Got evaluated
For Doggy
College

Despite
His
Overwhelming
Desire
To
Sniff
Butts
And
continousĀ 
JumpingĀ 
On
Everyone
He
Sees

Max was
Accepted
In the class
Of 2020 (the course in only 6 months)
At 4 paws of patriots
SERVICE DOG SCHOOL

I DONT THINK
IT IS AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL
But to Max
It might as well.be
Because i have neverĀ 
Personally
Seen a dog
Strut his stuff
As he did
When we
Got
Home
And told his
Mommy
And Grand parents
that he made
The cut

You go
Max!!!!

We are proud of you!!!!!!!

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Being Me

Max is going to be a service dog?Ā  Wow!Ā  Tell him auntie Tina wishes him all the best in his studies and knows he will come out top of the class. Go Max!!Ā  Ā ???

Fabulous poem, Greg x

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