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Don't Be A Gobbler

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Jack Ellison
Don't Be A Gobbler

There once was a young lad named Oliver

His Mom told him, “Don't be a gobbler!”

She also said , “Son,

Ain't no prize to be won!”

The fuzz will be checking your swallometer

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