Don't do it

A heart attack in your local bar
A fatal crash in your new sports car
A javelin penetrating your eye
So many different ways to die

A bullet entering your brain
Being run over by a high speed train
Or stabbed to death by your darling wife
So many ways to end your life

Getting chased and mauled by a hungry puma
Of course there's the obligatory tumor
You could have a fit and bang your head
So many ways to end up dead

A chicken bone could make you choke
A complete bleed out or a massive stroke
Too many grams of Columbian coke
So many ways for you to croak

So look at how you could of died
Without committing suicide
Please don't end it not today
The world's gonna get you anyway