The message of christmas

A couple of thousand years ago
An angel known as Jeff
Swooped down from the sky's and across the eyes
Of three blokes smoking meth

This angel harped on about gods new child
And a load of other tripe
Which caused the men to say, now is the day
For us to ditch the pipe

So before Jeff's eyes these men got wise
And headed off on a trip
It took so long cos the map was wrong
And the donkey had a dodgy hip

Along the way they would grift
to buy three gifts
Of frankincense myrrh and gold
They would rape and cheat and steal to eat
(Now thats a part of the bible not told)

through hardship and danger they reached the manger
First in was Balthazar 6 feet 4
The stupid fuck forgot to duck
And whacked his head on the frame of the door

In desperate pain he could not refrain
'JESUS CHRIST' he shouted through gritted teeth
Mary pricked up her ear said what a lovely idea
We were going to call him Keith