Poem -

Door Bell Not Working

Door Bell Not Working

Hello
The door bell
is not working
or you would
have 
answered

I am sorry
I am 
at the window
that is
next
to your
shower
and 
I am interupting
what
I must
say
is

beautiful
interpretation
of Adele's
"Hello"

No worries
calm down
no need for drama

I will
wait 
for you
to dry
off
and put
something
more
appropriate
on

While
your dressing
and 
I got 
Your
Attention

Do you
know how
much
you would
save
in electricity
cost
if you 
install
Solar Panels?

Mam'm 
Why
are you
dialing
911?
I told you
that 
apparently
your door
bell
is 
not
working.........................................................

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The Golden Queen

I needed this smile you gave me :) 
keep it up! I love it!

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