" A DOOR-MAT !?"X

" I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FORMAT....DOOR-MAT !
BECAUSE IT IS NEITHER THIS OR THAT ?
OR THAT OR THIS, SO WHAT THE FUCK !
OR JUST NOT TO HOT, ON YOUR LUCK ?
I THINK IT MEANS , TAKING THE PISS ?
THAT,S ALL I UNDERSTAND , FROM THIS
OR IF YOUR CONTENTED, TO BE JUST A FUCK ?
& IF YOUR CALLED ONE, IT REALLY , DOES SUCK
NO-ONE LITERALLY WIPES THEIR FEET ON YOU ?
IT HAS FUCK ALL, TO DO WITH YA SHOES!
SO WHO EVER INVENTED THE PHRASE.. A DOOR-MAT!
WAS A VERY SILLY TWAT!!!!
SO, WHY WOULD WE ALL COPY THAT ?
A MAN WHOSE TAKING THE PISS
DOES  NOT MAKE YOU A MAT ?
IT REALLY IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT !!
& WHO EVER CALLS YOU ONE 
IS THE ONE WHOSE THE BLOODY TWAT 
WHO SHOULD NEVER CONSIDER ,  CALLING  YOU THAT ?
NOR DOES IT MEAN YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER ME !
I,D MUCH PREFER A REAL MAN, WITH FAR MORE DECENCY 
WHO WOULD NEVER DREAM OF SPEAKING THAT WAY TO ME 
OR TO ANY OTHER FEMALE, WOMAN ,GIRL OR LADY "!
 

Tracy Timothy xx