Dorky

If asked to define the word “dorky”
I guess I'd describe it like this
Wearing stripes and checks together
A sight you surely can't miss
I'm not the ultimate style leader
But at least I do have some taste
Aside from an occasional style faux pas
At times when I dress in haste
Never be seen in horn rimmed glasses
An extreme example of dorkyness
White Adidas with black knee high socks
Now that's really hard to digest
When mom gets really behind in her chores
Hasn't washed my coordinate attire
Forced to wear stuff a little bit dorky
Not something to which I aspire
If asked to define the word “dorky”
Usually try to describe it like this
Stripes, checks and horn rimmed glasses
An example of ignorant bliss

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Comments
Very humorous as always Jack. I like how you explain a dork as a look through fashion or attire when I was growing up it was that and the personality that was attacked as being a dork. I have to laugh though because once in a while my wife calls me a dork, and to think the definition of the word use to be considered penis but now credits it to being dull or slow witted. Made me smile with this one man. Hope you had an awesome Christmas.
"my wife calls me a dork" YOU TOO!!! I get that all the time... no respect! LOL Happy New Year my friend!