Poem -

Dracula's Stay in REHAB

Dracula's Stay in REHAB

They say addiction
is a disease
however
in Dracula's
Case
it was 
bad choices
in which
veins
to splurge
on

True Hollywood
is filled
with beautiful
people
but Ben Affleck
Robert Downey JR
Keith Richards
and Lindsey Lohan
are not the best menu
considering the 
amount of drugs/Alcohol
that run through their veins....

So now a loopy vampire
is now a patient
at "The Passage"
Rehab center in 
Malibu
Forget the fact
that
it is near Halloween
and there will
be no Dracula
preying the night,
now both the 
patients and staff
have to deal
with listening
to a Bat Like
human
talk about
his
feelings
and how
his mommy
did not
tuck him
inside his
coffin
when it
was time
to sleep
What a ghastly
Sight!
What has
the world
gone
to
when even
the most
frightful
Characters 
are becoming
like
millennials
which
means
they
are soft
and need
an intervention..........................
 

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