Dystopian Nostalgia

He Shirley must do it
A Temple to prove it 
To Carey a mountain 
A Grant from a fountain 
The Rock is a boulder 
That Hudson does shoulder 
The Christian has risen 
For Bale out of prison 
No Nick from the hedge
To Cage by the edge 
So Russel the stone 
As Crowe picks at bone
The Heath blows away 
The Ledger will say 
"Please Barry me now"
Don't Pepper the plow 
But Joaquin the rise 
The Phoenix demise 
Who's Will is insane 
And Ferrell in brain 
The Orlando city 
Shall Bloom like it's pretty 
The Pirate at last
Is Baird by the mast