EARLY

The early bird catches the worm, smarten up brother,
you don't want to be caught out by another 'mother',
I'm taking early retirement, enough told what to do,
what a relief, no more worry about rear of the queue.

Things to do, asked the fancy hotel for an early call,
although at 4.00am in the morning I was hysterical;
my mother said that I was an early arrival so long,
I just couldn't wait to come out and what a carry-on.

Sent off the field for bad behaviour, so an ealy bath,
remonstrated, I said  that you must be having a laugh;
I had a premature sign of baldness, it began to drift,
but i was not fazed and realised it was an early shift.

Yawning was an early sign and tiredness began to bite,
gay Ivanhoe relented, said he felt like an early knight.