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EAT MOR CHIKIN !?X

EAT MOR CHIKIN !?X

EAT MOR CHIKIN!
WE URGE YOU TO DO!
TRY A BIT OF CLUCK CLUCK!
& LEAVE ALONE US MOO.S!
CHANGE IS AS GOOD AS A REST!
TRY A BIT OF TENDERĀ BREAST!
IT,S MUCH BETTER FOR YOU!
OR A THIGH OR TWO
CHUCKED INTO A STEW!
REMEMBER MAD COW DESEASE!
PLEASE TRY CHICKENĀ 
INSTEAD OF BEEF PLEASE!
WE,VE MADE A CLUB COME & JOIN!
IF YOU REFUSE TO BE SIRLION!
FELLOW COW,S..IF YOU,VE GOT THE HUMP!
FRIGHTENED OF ENDING UP AS RUMP?
QUICK MAKE A BREAK!
BEFORE YOU END UP AS STEAK!
CHICKEN IS BEST FOR YOUR DINNER!
THEY EVEN SUPPLY THE EGGS!
SO YOU CAN MAKE A BLOODY CAKE!
PLEASE CONVERT TO CHICKEN!
FOR FUCK,S SAKE!
& LET US GRAZE,FOR THE REST OF OUR DAYS!
WE,VE PRODUCED GALLONS OF MILK!
SINCE WE HAVE BEEN HERE!!!!
I DRAW THE LINE,AT A SLICE OF REAR!
DO WE MAKE OURSELVES BLOODY CLEAR!?

Tracy Timothy xx

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