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EGG...EM ON !?x

EGG...EM ON !?x

" THEY TOOK MY GOLDEN EGG
& HUMILIATED ME & MADE ME BEG!
SO I TOOK THEIR CHILDREN 
& ATTACHED THESE 2 TO MY LEG!
I HELD THEM FOR RANSOM... FOR A COOL MILLION
THEY WERE NOT NO ORDINARY EGGS
THEY WERE MADE FROM GOLD BULLION
& NOW TO ME THEY WILL HAVE TO BEG
OR I,LL SHOOT THE FUCKERS DEAD!
&  I DEFINATLY DONT WANNA KEEP HOLD OF EM!
COS HE,S JUST PISSED DOWN ME LEG
I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOU TO SCOLD EM
JUST GIVE ME BACK MY GOLDEN EGGS
BEFORE I PUT A FUCK N HOLE IN EM!"
 

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Phillip Arthur ...

I would hunt that bunny to extinction and consider it a job well done.

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