Ellison's Theory Of Sillytivity

(My Version of Einstein's Theory)

Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity
In case you haven't heard
Explains the reason why silly puns
Cause groans, they're so absurd

Didn't create these silly things
Well not all of 'em at least
Some have been round forever and ever
Just add my twist to the feast

Ellison and silly go together
Like forever hand in hand
The theory proves without a doubt
There's humour in every land

In every nation across the globe
The common thread is puns
While blowing up pretty buildings
And shooting people with guns

Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity
Explains it all real well
The time you spend giggling away
Less time for raising hell