" EMERGENCY..TAX RELIEF !?" X

" I WANTED US TO STOP OFF AT THE TAX OFFICE
ONLY NOW, CAN YOU REMOVE THE BUTT PLUGS FROM YOUR ORIFICE !
WE WILL GET SO MUCH PLEASURE FROM THIS, IT WILL BE TOTALLY BLISS
SIT YA ARSE ON THE CHIMNEY POT, SO AS NOT TO MISS
& FEEL FREE TO TAKE A LONG PISS
DONNER..MAKE SURE THE TAX MANS A GONNA
& DROP 1 OF YA , 100 WEIGHT BOMMERS !
VIXEN... EMPTY YA BOWELS WITH CONVICTION
DANCER & PRANCER.. REMEMBER THE TAX MANS ANSWER?
THUNDER..DO NOT MAKE A BLUNDER !
I DO NOT NEED TO TELL CUPID
HE,S ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT. BUT NOT STUPID
AS FOR RUDOLPH, HE AINT NO GOOF
& WILL SHIT FOR ENGLAND, UNTIL IT REACHES THE ROOF
ALL BECAUSE THE TAX MAN , CANT TELL THE TRUTH?
NOW IF YOUR ALL DONE & WIPED YA DIRTY BUMS ?
THATS WHAT YA GET, FOR FUCKING WITH ME CHUMS
THIS EMERGENCY TAX IS SUCH A RELIEF
ONE SHIT DESERVES ANOTHER IS OUR BELIEF
AS THEY HAVE CAUSED US SO MUCH GRIEF
RIGHT TO THE REAR OF OUR BACK TEETH
WE,VE HAD IT WITH THIS REINDEER TAX
SO WE CHOSE INSTEAD, TO HIJACK
WE ALL AGREED & THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CRACK
THAT WE FILLED THE OFFICE WITH REINDEER KRAP!
FILLED FROM THE ROOF DOWN TO THE DOOR MAT
& NO SIGN AT ALL OF THE DIRTY OFFICE CAT
WHO COULDNT HAVE POSSIBLY DONE THAT MUCH SHAT ?
BUT, WE ALL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AFTER THAT !?"

Tracy Timothy xx