Emmerdale

Emmerdale ... without the farm

Hasn,t ever lost it,s charm

Except for this moment in time 

Poor ole, Gennie.s, in the ground

Nikhl,s, making a sorrowful sound

Poor, little Molly

Has lost her mummy !

Sam , as alway,s , is a dummy

Cameron,s murdering everyone

Gennie knew that he was scum !

In between his killing spree

He,s been fucking, Chas & Deb

Or Debbie & Chas

& back again

Perhap,s Rhona

Will turn into a lezz?

Paddy,s totally unaware

His wife is pill popping !

Vanessa , is hoping

That, her knicker,s, are dropping

Poor ole Brenda, bald as a coot

Declan,s work man want their loot

Baby Archie, will grow up thinking

His dad is really his grandad

He won,t have an inkling

Kerry & Dan, got pissed one night

Had matching tattoo,s on their feet

Oh , what a sight! their treat

Fancy ending up with Dan !

With his, clapped out camper van

When , she had pumped up Andy

With the fittest body

Proper eye candy

Alex is buried

In the festival sight

Cameron,s fretting

That he just might

Get , caught with murder no ,2

Whilst someone ,  glamping

Is on the loo 

He,s already killed Karl

Let Chas take the wrap

What, a really awful chap

Nikhl is in piece,s

Put on his lycra & fleece,s

& run,s like Forrest Gump

He,s really got the hump

They, were buying the B&B

Before Gennie tried to escape

Away from Deb & Cam

In the car they chased

She,d only just passed her test

& we all know the rest

Murder no ,3 did he

Cain , has him rumbled

Hit,s him with a spanner

& into the car is tumbled

Bundle,s him , into the back of the car

Head.s off to the quarry, not far

Want,s to tip him over 

It,s about time , he was sorry

Nikhl & Molly, are off to Canada

But leaves , the Dictaphone

A souvenir for Chas

Wait until, she hear,s

That Cam,s confessed, to killing Karl 

& hear,s all of the scheming

I can , just hear her screaming

She.ll probably, kill them both

Baby Kyle,s mum & dad are dead

Amy, has to carefully tread

Cos, she,s really his mum

When the day is done

While it,s all unfolding

Have , a drink in The Woolpack

& make a toast to Jack

Sit there with Sandie

& the rest of the ole git,s

Sandie, will take ya on his scooter

If ya get too pissed ?

Book in at the B&B

Over at Eric & Val,s

Wonder what on earth will

Happen next, over in the Dale,s ?!

Tracy Timothy xx

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