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The Burrowing Instinct

The Burrowing Instinct

(alternately titled...
whoops rites of spring
prematurely ejaculated).

This...

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THE FREE AGENDA

THE FREE AGENDA

Test the waters...

Free Food...

Free Healthcare...

Free Education...

Free...

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Planet Earth?

Planet Earth?

Why does a rolling river flow?
Who taught the northerly wind to blow?
Who wanted the...

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My Dearest Daughter❤️❤️❤️

My Dearest Daughter❤️❤️❤️

You said”Mammy don’t ever go away, stay with me forever”
I looked into your worried face
...

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African HD...

African HD...

Stealing food, from the innocent mouth,
What on earth!
This should never be found!
...

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“Well Done Emily”

“Well Done Emily”

Thirty seconds of static stretching
Tightening her calf muscles & letting go
Then she...

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Unrequited Car Rearing...

Unrequited Car Rearing Paramours Of Yesteryear

Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(...

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Expression of Love

Expression of Love

O Universe how vast, boundless and extensive.
And I a grain of sand, expressing your magnificence...

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MILLENNIIALS LIKE SOCIALISM...

MILLENNIIALS LIKE SOCIALISM UNTIL THEY GO TO WORK

Kids can be funny when it comes to having money given to them or having to earn it...

​​​​​​When...

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Get Out Of My Head Mister...

Get Out Of My Head Mister Chatterbox!

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,
sans long forgotten
"FAKE"...

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THE POOR WILL GET POORER

THE POOR WILL GET POORER

People see Denmark and Sweden and such Countries as these and that's what we want?

Sure, if you...

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‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’?

‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’?

In the far-four corners of my imagination
I walk the pleasant passages of thought
This is...

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A Former Slender Man...

A Former Slender Man Deplores Weight Gain

I loathe shucking clothes,
(no matter eyes severely myopic)
in preparation for here goes...

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The Darkness

The Darkness

The Darkness
You promised you would always be my light but you extinguished yourself leaving me in...

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A SIMPLE TRUTH

A SIMPLE TRUTH

Does the Government never lie?

Are there people who claim God and The Bible is hogwash?

Are...

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‘Over the moon’ ?

‘Over the moon’ ?

I’m over the moon today
In a blissed state of ‘cloud nine’
I had an appointment at the...

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when dreams comes true

when dreams comes true

when he was comes on earth,
his mother leave the earth.
but his father becomes his mother,...