Equal Parts Etymologist And Linguist

Preface:
Now a break away,
sans creepy crawly
dis straw hit gray
eve haunting
phantasmagoric cree hay
shin master minding

schema getting way
over mine headless body nee,
my twitching decapitated torso
attempt at muck cob bray
(oh...first lemme hide
this bloody knife - okay?)
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Despite being unilingual,
exempli gratia (abbreviated
i.e. and/or e.g.) tub
be thus lacking an obvious

advantage of a polyglot,
nonetheless a bub
lee delight arises
listening to words spoken

other than English,
which thrills this club
carrying bipedal hominid,
whose second favorite sound

comprises live heart
beating lub-dub
preferably, this fist size
critical pumping muscle,

that doth organ eyes,
cupid ditty among
gals and guys
and prima facie scrutiny

cardiologist doth apprise
situated between lungs,
that multi-chambered
x mass for breathing noel hies

yet obviously superfluous
when a person dies,
which deceased person offers
little oratorical appeal

since dead silence
the lingua franca
of all peoples extant
among every commonweal

ushering a silent sing
flibbertigibbet deal
ling forgone opportunity
especially aspirating rhetorician

unable to talk and/or feel,
thus more valuable
to me of a heal
thee subject, yes

even more ideal
if hypothetic per
son proficient /fluent
to enunciate crisp and clear

amidst an assortment
of tongues with out fear
with mispronunciation,
and inciting glare

ring, where gasps of utter
disbelief listeners did hear
though to this untrained un lear
wren head language lover,
I would become mesmerized.
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Post Script:

This complex abstract
monumental task bay
sic hilly feebly
followed (the metaphorical
yellow brick road)
encompassing distinct way
natives of any nation speak,
which mental foray

considerably strayed into
less than fifty shades of gray
perhaps disappointing retinue, may
feel indignant enough to fricassee,
mum meat from
lovely bones and fillet.