EROTIC PARODY

One if by land, two if by sea

referencing orgasms right next to the beach

damned if I do, damned if I don't

your naked body before me,

damned if I won't

Oh how I love thee, let me count the ways

multiple, multiple explosions on the way

for it is I, the pleasurer of lust

one night with me,

will make you a believer

I trust

hip hip hooray

pleasure all day

all night, still going strong

up up and away

as I put on my cape

super man's playing

this love song

to air is human, but to me

is legend

oh the stories you'll tell to your friends

still I rise

hours in, round 7 I believe

this episode will not soon end