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Even Deadlier Friend

This poem was inspired by the "Deadly Friend" movie that was directed by Wes Craven.

Even Deadlier Friend

My girlfriend had a car wreck and she was pronounced dead.
But I brought her back to life by putting my robot's brain in her head.
I didn't know that it would turn out like in that movie, it really surprised me.
I didn't know that my girlfriend would become evil and go on a killing spree.
She went in my neighbors' house and tore all four of them apart.
She tore them from limb to limb and also ripped out their hearts.
She just came out of the police station after killing every cop.
Lord help us all, I don't think that my creation can be stopped.
She has super human strength and she's scaring me out of my wits.
SWAT has arrived and they just used a bazooka to blow her to bits.
I have a very high IQ but times like this make me wish that I am not so smart.
Even though she became evil, seeing my girl be destroyed has broken my heart.

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