" Even Santa...Has Too Shite !?"

" Hey..I,m sorry kid for giving you a fright !
Now be a love & quit with the light !
I,ve been holding it in with all my mite 
Did ya think, That i held it in all night?
I,m sorry to break it to ya, Even Santa has to shite !
So give the carrot & mince pie a bite
I promise i will be gone by day-light !
So dont mention this to ya Mum & Dad alright 
This year i happened to have diarrhoea
Which is why i am sat here.. 
& i did not want to shit, All over the kids gear 
& my faithful & trusty Six reindeer.
I will leave Ya a top of the range bike 
Or what ever , The fuck you like ?
So if you dont mind kid, Take a bleeding hike !
Now go & shut them eyes real tight !
I will promise to leave the toilet, Clean & bright
& i will keep quiet, About ya wearing ya Mum,s tights!!
When ever it is her bingo night ?
Now piss off kid, Santa needs to shite!
As i cannot afford, To sit here all night ?
& remember to keep those lips, Nice & tight !"

Tracy Timothy xx