Poem -

Evil Noises Within

Evil Noises Within

Don't Know
If it was 
the Bacon 
Grits and Eggs
For Breakfast

The Big Mac 
at Lunch

or 

The Fried Chicken
Fried Okra
and Mashed Potatoes
with Gravy
For Dinner
But
There
are some
Evil
Noises
Within.....................................................................

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

It's yelling for sweets!

I know that noise...

It's not in balance...

Lack of sugar shock!

?

I have Nutter Butters, Chocolate Chunky Ice cream, and Chocolate chip Cookies...

I can make you some Chocolate Milk...

Sounds like you don't have a good concoction going on in there...

You could really get even and drown it with Bismol...

Great  fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

P.S. I almost forgot, I have Donuts too...

?

Hope you feel better soon!

 

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author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Feathers I will take the Nutter Butters!  I missed those LOL.
Thanks For your feedback
Hugs
Greg

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author
sparrowsong

I have a brand new pack I haven't even opened yet...

It's the real thing not the generic...

There waiting for you whenever you get here...

I have milk but, California Cows are the happy ones I'm told that's what the commercial says anyway...

â˜ș

I don't know...

I haven't met a depressed Cow...

You would think they would be completely bummed out...

They give us Beef and Dairy and they get slaughtered...

Hugs again...

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author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Are u in CA now? That is where I am.  Yeah cows here have a Union in Ca that is why their happy plus child care benefits ?

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

No, I'm in Tennessee...

Union and Daycare, not only are they happy they're intelligent too...

Awesome!

I will USPS or another carrier, your preference...

I'm going to Florida this week so I won't be coming to CA...

â˜ș

 

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

I'm somewhere in the middle of Nashville and Memphis...

Next time you come here let me know I would love to meet up with you and your wife...

 

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