FANDANGO LESSONS !?X

I REALLY DONT MIND CONFESSING 
THAT I,M LOVING MY NEW DANCE LESSONS !
THEY REALLY ARE QUITE A BLESSING 
THEY CERTAINLY STOP ME FROM STRESSING 
& MY TEACHER, NO LONGER HAS ME GUESSING 
BUT I,M NOT WHAT YOU,D CALL PROGRESSING ?
I AM THE PERFECT HEIGHT 
TO EYE BALL MY TEACHERS DELIGHT 
SHE ORDERS ME TO LICK NOT BITE !
ALTHO I,M NOT SURE, WHAT SHE,S ASKING IS RIGHT ?
SHE,S TEACHING ME TO TANGO
SHE CALLS IT THE FANDANGO
I,M NOT SURE ABOUT MY STEPS
BUT THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS IT GETS
BUT SHE,S TAUGHT ME WHERE MY TONGUE GOES
THANK GOD ONLY SHE & I KNOWS !!
ME MUM WOULD BREAK HER TWINKLE TOES
IF SHE KNEW WHERE I HAD ME NOSE!
ME DAD WOULD WISH HE HADNT GROWN !
I EVEN GET A TINGLE IN ME BONE 
IT,S THE BEST HOUR OF THE BLOODY WEEK
WHEN WE DANCE, THE HIDE N PEEK
THEN WHEN IT,S OVER, I,M BACK OFF HOME 
AFTER THE TEACHER,S HAD A GROAN 
I,M NOT SURE THAT WE SHOULD MEET?
COS I DIDN,T KNOW I SHOULD DANCE & EAT!?
& I,VE REALLY GOT TWO LEFT FEET
BUT TEACHER SAYS, THAT IT,S MY TREAT
SHE INSISTS I COME TWICE A WEEK
SHE AINT AT ALL BOTHERED ABOUT MY FEET
BUT SHE DOES INSIST. THAT I SHOULD EAT !
 

Tracy Timothy xx