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FARM-YARD ...FROLICKED !?x

FARM-YARD ...FROLICKED !?x

WE ARE THE UGLIEST TRIPLETS
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE !
WE WERE HIT WITH 
THE UGLY STICK !
MY BROTHERS & ME!
I LOOK LIKE A PIG 
& I,M 2 FT 3
BUT.WITHOUT MY SPEX
I DONT CARE!!
AT LEAST I AINT AS 
UGLY AS REX!
THEN I CANNOT SEE 
THAT HE.S A PINK SHREK!
& ALL 3 OF US ASK
EACH OTHER OFTEN
" WHAT THE HECK !"?
OUR MOTHER LIKED
FARM-YARD FROLICKS
& WE ARE THE RESULT
OF WHAT CAME 
OUT OF THEIR BOLLOCKS!?
A COW, A PIG 
& A HORSEY!
THANK GOODNESS
SHE STOPPED AT 3!!!
NOT A LOT OF BEAUTY
IN OUR FAMILY TREE!!?
SHE,S A BIT OF AN ANIMAL
OUT THOUGHTLESS MUMMY
WHICH RESULTED IN US UGLY 3!?

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

Lol as I read this out aloud to my friend I couldn't spit out the words...Funny girl! x.

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