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" FART..FREELY !"?X

" FART..FREELY !"?X

" THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HOLD YOUR FARTS IN !
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN FROM WITHIN
BULGES & BUMPS START APPEARING ?
& STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN TO YOUR SKIN
WHETHER YOU ARE FAT OR THIN ?
IT IS NOT NATURAL, TO HOLD THEM IN?
SO LET YOUR WIND BLOW FREE
& REMEMBER , WHAT HAPPENED TO ME 
& JUST CARRY ON , FARTING FREELY
 

Tracy Timothy xx

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sparrowsong

You probably get a kick when you farther in a store...

And everyone starts looking around...

What you're saying is...

WATCH THE DEFLATION?

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sparrowsong

Fart in a store...

Alien you guessed it...

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Tracy Timothy

stephanie dont believe all you hear honey! we would all be dead if that was the case lol x

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Extremely this is a breaking comedy in poetry, my applause, my vote

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

THANKS MY DEAREST WILLIE X I ALWAYS MAKE YA LAUGH DONT I ? BLESS YA

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