Poem -
Fat Karl From Munich
Guten tag to you mein herr,
I hope you're feeling well.
And dankeschon for the cash,
Your secrets I won't tell.
I'm exhorting for more money,
To fuel my demanding lifestyle.
And if my demands aren't met,
Your life won't be worthwhile.
I'll release all to the press,
Who'll rub their hands with glee.
When viewing compromising photo's,
Involving a well known celebrity.
My Rolex is rapidly ticking
You know the Swiss account.
Deposit that exuberant payment,
Or face the shameful fallout.
My name's Fat Karl from Munich,
Though not my true identity.
I blackmail the rich and famous,
Who swiftly pay so handsomely.
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Comments
Ay theres lots of these around :( abfab Shaun my catchup fine kid 💕💙💕
Jill many thanks for your kind comments.
And a little bittersweet poem delivering its little bittersweet message through comedy.💙
Teehee we all need humour more than ever right now catchup kid abfab!!! 💕💙💕
the unknown comic
and bag over his head to
very funny he was
Greg many thanks for your kind comments and I forgot till you mentioned the unknown comic with the bag over his head.
Thanks again for doing so and I wish you well sir.
I cant relate on this scale Shuan... but sadly in my life blackmailers lurk everywhere... bloody destroyed my social life when I was younger. Hate it so much... but found your poetry fantastic
Max thanks for your comment and sorry to hear that about younger days, I suppose there is nothing worse than being in somebody else's grasp.
Hope things have moved on since then and quickly too and these faceless swine's need a damn good thrashing.
Hang in there Max, for there are more good people on this site than certain past memories can derail and look to a brighter future and fingers crossed, happier times for all. Poetic times that is.
Day by day my friend, simply day by day.
I don't like fat Karl from Munich. Is this about David Cameron and the European leaders? That is what I got from this. Well written x
A clever write with a dash of humour sprinkled in. People do such bad things for money. Sadly the higher you climb in life the harder you fall if met by one of these types of people
a good write Shaun ⭐️❤️📌
Gwen :) x