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FELINE FREAK !?X

FELINE FREAK !?X

WHAT,S A CAT SURPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS ??!
I,TS SO FUCK N ENORMOUS!
IT,S TAKING THE FUCK N PISS !
MOST CAT,S DICK.S
ARE JUST LIKE THORN,S!
BUT I,VE HAD THIS MOTHER FUCKER
SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!
IT HAS JUST GROWN & GROWN!
NOW IT,S A GINGER FURRY BONE!
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FREAK!
& I,M ALWAYS ALONE!
NO HITTING THE TILES FOR ME !
COS I CANT CARRY ME BIG
FAT FUCKING GINGER WILLY !!!?

Tracy Timothy xx

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