Festive Facebook Fun

To be sung by a full-on choir utilizing five part harmony skills
and overly complicated, simpering facial expressions.
(Or just read in your noggin to the tune of 'Away In A Manger')

I'll converse with a stranger and call them my friend
'cos it's only facebook so I can pretend
that they really like me at my console I'll sit
and post utter drivel
'cos I don't give a shit.

My friends list is growing they come from afar,
I am totally clueless who most of them are.
They seem to know me though
I take comfort in that,
Iv'e no need to inform them
I'm a bit of a twat.

My bad punctuation will only increase
the more it gets pulled by the facebook Police.
I place more importance on content you see,
than the odd silly cock-up
with an apostrophe.

I'll take pics of my dinner and pics of my tea
and I'll post them up for the planet to see,
and I know this Christmas
(if they're ever-so-good)
my friends will see pictures
of my Christmas Pud.

My notifications do not effect me,
'cos I am above it I'm a maverick you see.
But just in case I will
check them anyway
in fact I will check fifty three times a day.

And as for my Status I'm not sure I care,
If friends think it's bollocks (it is to be fare)
“They don't understand me”
I will say with a sigh
then go to my bedroom and silently cry.

It's true fb friends I am that insecure,
I get a few 'likes' but I want so much more.
The boffins at facebook
would gain extra cred'
if they took off the 'like' and put 'LOVE ME' instead.

I know that a few of you get me out there
so maybe you'll give this a 'like' or a 'share'
for those that find my stuff
too hard to surmount,
you'd best be avoiding my twitter account.