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The Feverish Ballad Of Doctor Zim (Dr. Mario: Fever)

I am Dr. Mario and you bow down to me! Look at my convincing skinny body (with green pigment, claws and) This is not a costume, I am so Italian! I will give you abortion and (I'll eat your babies at no extra charge!)
I am Dr. Mario and I will kill your wives! Come to me when you've been cut by lasers, I mean sharp knives!
Brightly colored pills (TAKE THIS!) Take until it kills (TAKE THAT!) Just as long as you're ready to PAY! THE! BILLS! (HA!)
In-va-der Zim...de-stroys the world... Death from above...truth has un-furled!
Now you know my name! (WHAT?) This is not a game! (WHY?) All you filthy Earthling vermin ARE! THE! SAME! (HA!)
(Doomy doomy doomy doomy) X3 Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom  (Doomy doomy doomy doomy) X3 Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
Wanna? Know my? Favorite? Food?
Spa-ghet-ti is so good, dude...
 

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