Poem - 15 March 2017, 07:13

FINDING NEMO or DORY

If you get the notion
To find "NEMO"
In that great big ocean

You'll need to check every liter
With an instrument
Called a-NEMO-meter (anemometer)

But, to get the full story
You'll need to go to Newfoundland
It's there, you'll find a "DORY"
WIZDUMBs by JA 130

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Mystery

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