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FINGER LICKIN" CHICKEN !?X

FINGER LICKIN" CHICKEN !?X

I,M A FINGER LICKIN" 
SUN BURNT CHICKEN !
MY ARMS & LEGS
ARE NICELY WELL DONE !
BUT, I,VE HAD MY BIKINI ON!
SO AT LEAST, I AINT 
BURNT MY BUM !
OR MY PARSON,S NOSE !
SO I WAS RIGHT 
TO STRIKE THIS POSE!
BUT, MY BINGO WING,S 
ARE A BIT CRISPY
COS, I WERENT TO SURE
ABOUT THE KENTUCKY RECIPE?
MY WHITE BITS ARE JUICEY 
& MY BREAST IS NOT DRY!
COS, I,VE WORN MY BIKINI
I RECKON, THAT IS WHY ?
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY
& EAT ME TO THE BONE !
JUICEY, BUT NEVER DRY
& DEFINATLY FINGER LICKING
& VERY CHEAP TO BUY !

Tracy Timothy xx

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