Poem -

A FIST.. FULL OF FRED !?x

A FIST.. FULL OF FRED !?x

" WHAT DO YA MEAN!"
PETER PALMER....
" TALK TO THE HAND?!"
" I COULD PUNCH YOUR 
LIGHTS OUT, DONT
YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
" I,M FRED FIST
& I,M REAL PISSED
AT WHAT YOU 
JUST SAID TO ME !"
" I SHOULD JUST NUT YA ONE
RIGHT NOW !"
" YOU AINT NO CHARMER
PETER PALMER !"
" SHE PREFER,S BEING 
FISTED BY ME !"
THAN FINGERED BY YOU 
& ME & YOU ARE THROUGH"!
" NOW FUCK OFF PETER
BEFORE. I PUNCH YOU!
" & DONT YOU BE CALLING SUE!"
" OR I.LL COME BACK
& FIST YOU TOO
BUT..YOU WONT LIKE 
IT AS MUCH AS SUE"!
"LETS JUST SAY.HERE,S A CLUE
I,LL BE COMPLETELY COVERED IN POO!"
OR.I,LL SEND ROUND HANDY ANDY 
TA GIVE YA A KNUCKLE SHANDY"!
" IF YOU GO ANY-WHERE NEAR SUE !"
AGAIN & GET FUCK N RANDY"!
EXPECT A HANDY ANDY KNUCKLE SHANDY"!

Tracy Timothy xx

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